saiyaku
used max repel

shinysylveon:

oldbore:

we are not running a naruto themed bed & breakfast

the shippud inn

germanysgooglehistory:

canadas-googlesearchhistory:

lisasbasket:

warriorvolga:

warriorvolga:

warriorvolga:

AFKHLGAUOZWFRGAOUJHFVIZAFWB

SO IN THE ENGLISH VERSION ITS THIS

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BUT IN THE GERMAN VERSION, ITS T H I S

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which translates to “tell me how hard you want to fuck me against the wall”

for all you disbelieving heathens:

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i have made further discoveries:

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(german saying for “how’s it going”, usually to men tho, because “Schritt” means crotch, and it asks “everything allright in your crotch?”)

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“Give back?”
- “With pleasure”
- “Fuck you”

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“Stop! Do you really want to off your Ball-swinging classmates?”
(”Eierschaukel” is what you call someone who, figuratively, lets their balls swing around, aka slacks off)

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“Do you want me?”

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“The whole night long”

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“FUCK YOU!!”
“PISS OFF”
“COME AT ME YOU HOBO”

Episode 2

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“Whats this shit?! This is just scribbly shit!
“Yeah, its the kinda shit-anime, where they only put effort into the first episode.”

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“Now do something you summoned monstrosities!”
(Missgeburt is an insult, deriving from misscariages; in this case probably referring to their weird anatomy, but definitely an extreme insult)

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“Shut your mouth. Get your face drawn first, whore/prostitute.”

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“Humor me, rent boy. If i dont like it, im gonna beat the shit out of you.”

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“What is this fucking Jizz-anime??”

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“Fuck me against the wall”
(the entire song continues to use extreme language, not gonna screenshot that all lmao)

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“Piss off!”

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“Noone wants to hear your screeching!”

Holla die Waldfee!

@official-deutschland

@official-german-translationen

//I’m-

German translations in a nutshell

yourstoryisnoteverover:

misandry-mermaid:

stfueverything:

always reblog

Relevant

She just looks so stressed and I can imagine why.

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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argea:

thatfeministkilljoy:

micdotcom:

In one powerful tweetstorm, this woman demolishes the hypocrisy of fat shaming

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I thought this tweet was important to include too

this is body positivity that’s like actually important lmao 

turbro:

[Eating probiotic yogurt while on an antibiotic] FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

samuelwinschester:

heartofalifer:

what was this movie even 

A cinematic masterpiece.

drawsshits:

artist struggle #46802: did I come up with this idea by myself or did I see it somewhere else but just don’t remember where and I’m just tricking myself into thinking this is my own original idea??

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baenling:

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